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| Thursday, January 31, 2008 |
| Thursday, October 16, 2008 5:52:51 PM |
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Hello people. I am glad to meet you.
Where is that coward Putin?
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No comment.
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Tommyverceti wrote:lawl...hi...but still Putin is funnier
Son, I did not know I was here merely for your amusement. In fact, I take your statement as a compliment and a re-assurement to my professional status.
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President Putin. Get off the internets. You'll break it!
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Hello my fellow Ankeborgians,
Due to recent activities from our Russian "allies" and their President Putin, I have decided it is best to invoke my presence to all you little people as your active dictator democratic leader. I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here. I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president. However, I don't know why you're talking about Sweden. They're the neutral one. They don't have an army. This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating. I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace. I will go head-to-head with President Putin to preserve the peace on Ankeborg.
When I exit office within the next year, I would like to be voted in as your new Pope. I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right. Can we win? I don't think you can win it. I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job. If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator. Which is what being the Pope is, a religious dictator. My answer is bring them on.
George Walker Bush
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